By Pipo

Pipo requests you to listen to this song first and then sing what follows below:

I’ve never seen a fat cheque in my life,

Drawn out to me…

Never made good for all the hours

of slogging

Those things ain’t for us as I’ve come to see.

 

And every client’s like Law firms, huge stakes,

arbitrate, litigate

Go on hire a senior advocate,

They don’t care..

We riding autos to our work

 

And all the clients like Big brand counsels,

senior advocates

We don’t care what their rate,

we will pay by the crates,

They don’t care..

We riding autos to our work

 

We will never be their lawyers,

Never for a good fee

Those kinda sums ain’t just for us

The clients take a different bus

 

Let me be your lawyer

You can call me your vakeel

And baby I’ll draft and plead and convey every deed

Just pay me a good fee.

 

And every litigating junior would

Cry the same thing..

They’ve cracked code they think..

But it ain’t working..

They think its ended, there’s no money..

 

ooh ooh oh ooh

We’re worse than we’ve ever dreamed

Law school really did us in

 

ooh ooh oh ooh

Life sucks without pay

Things weren’t meant to be this way

 

Let me be your lawyer

You can call me your vakeel

And baby I’ll draft and plead and convey every deed

Just pay me a good fee

Pipo is a recent graduate of NUJS. He’s known to do other such things.

 

 

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